Sunday, 10 March 2013

Your Lengthy Guide to Riding Seven Inches

I've never been one to shy away from attention seeking behaviour.  Can you tell? 
I am living proof that while you're only young once, you can remain immature indefinitely.

Never mind. It's another gorgeous day in Vancouver. 

It`s time to Pontificate,
 to babble on 
as I do.

As always, there's a degree of tunnel vision here on spoke'n'scene

at least when it comes to bikes, and sex, 
health, and happiness.

Let's talk about sex, baby.

And what DO you know?  

Drs Oz and Roisin claim that "Exercise stimulates the production of make-you-happy brain chemicals and increases your feelings of arousal.  That's right.  Couples who exercise together regularly report better and more frequent sex." You might  have read something else along those lines right here just last week...

Did I tell you, or did I tell you?

It gets better. Your new, healthy sex life means you will live longer. A man who has an orgasm a day lives about four years longer than your average man, who does it only once every four days, and yes, two orgasms a day gives you eight extra years, which in turn allows you 5,696 more orgasms.  Who knows?  Maybe you'll live forever if you just keep at it, and even if you don't, could there BE a better way to go? 

                                                 Hey! This means Cipo will be the next Methuselah!

                                                                   from cycling weekly:

"Who says too much of a good thing is bad for you?" Asks Dr Rob Hicks.
It's a no-brainer, anyway, that sex is good for you.  
How else could I have figured it out?? 

Everyone knows stress kills, so it doesn't take much to figure out that happiness heals, does it?  Laughing for one minute is equivalent to rowing for ten minutes.... laughter has all sorts of health benefits, but again, it isn't exactly rocket science, is it?  
Happiness Heals.
And in my books, happiness is heels.

I have a Fix Fix Fixation

on killer stilettos and cool bikes. A podiatrist might take exception, but honestly.
 Physician Heel thyself!

It's not a heavy cross to bear, this love of all things long and lovely, but it's mine and I own it.

It goes to show you don't have to be wealthy to be well heeled.

Last week I wondered, pondered and even meditated upon the question of whether or not it's possible to ride in seven inch heels. (That's an inch and a half longer than your average man's penis, you know!  Today I am here to happily report that not only is it possible, it's a whole lot easier to ride in them than walk!

You see?  It's that easy.
Aaaaaaand, after watching me ride, the man said he would like to screw...

...some SPD cleats onto the bottom of my boots.

Blessed be!


  1. ...ya, ya...nice & all but those boots are somebody else's little fantasy...

    ...with the legs you sport, girl, i wanna see the smooth, sweet skin of those lovely gams & the elegance of shapely feet in some open toed, high heeled wonders of your choice...

    ...just sayin'...

  2. Thanks for the link to the articles about sexual frequency and health/ longevity. I'll be forwarding those anonymously to the hunnee bunnee. I'm fairly sure she'll know who they're from.

  3. Fucking Brilliant!
    So pleased to know that I'm in it for the long haul.....;)

    You're a star, Babble.

  4. ...glad to know i'm above average...ummm, intelligence wise, i mean, so that i can follow your posts...

    ...despite your previous self effacing "...little brain..." comments, you're a pretty sharp cookie & i wanna keep up...

  5. Yep, I'm with BGW. Don't cover up them legs.
    Nice post!

  6. Those boots are made for biking
    And that's just what they'll do.

  7. ...3rd photo...the serious look, sexy hot but 'cool as can be' shot...

    ...4th photo...bent over & whoops, backed into the nose of that saddle...big smiley face..."...accidents will happen..."...

    ...of course this perspective simply comes from my 'creative side', ya ???...

    1. Just don`t bring in the jaws of life!

    2., my, that's interesting that you should use that term...

      ...little something i like to do with certain women had the last girl yelling out - "...oh god, yes, yes...what a tongue !!!, you've got jaws of LIFE...ohhh, my god, yesss !!!"...

  8. I see the "Seven Inch Strut" being re-shot in a grainy b & w film noir. Love the way the heel goes right through the clipless pedal without clipping. Agree with BGW on photo #3. Couples who exercise=good sex=and more of it. I wonder if that leads to more adventurous sex too? Is that a logical conclusion? There should be a study. Vancouver is a stones throw from Seattle and not much further down the road is Portland. Both US cities have football (soccer to most Yanks) teams with fans who go wild. How into it are fans in Vancouver? Don't know if you follow the game or not.

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  9. P.S. You have esthetically beautiful athletic legs. Why do you want to cover them up with some old snake? "Form over fashion".

    1. Thank you kindly.
      Sometimes you just have to stir the pot a bit... :)

  10. If you were my girl I would make it a point to play your ass like a set of bongo drums on Tue, Thur, and twice on Sunday. Love, Peter Swellinger

  11. Babble, please, one last post before you assume your new position in Rome. If I don't hear from you within an hour, I'll fear the worst!!

    1. ...not lookin' good, africansingle...

      ...the white smoke is flowing but they're talking about another old dude...

      ...hopin' for the brazilian cardinal...i like samba music...

    2. So sad...

      Next time for sure. I guess the world just isn't ready to solve it's Catholic problem yet.

    3. i've proven time & time again, you can lead a donkey to wisdom but you can't make him think...

      ...something like that...

      ...hee haw !!!...

    4. Funny you... :)

      Well, despite the fact that the new pope is theologically conservative, he seems to be a powerful advocate for the poor. Plus he seems to be a humble, holy, decent man, so I guess he'll do till the church is ready for me!

    5. ...let him clean up the mess & then you can step in & lead the masses into appreciating what truly is holy in this life without the hypocritical sanctimony...

      ...just thinkin'...

  12. Men who have more orgasms are less likely to get prostate cancer. Good news for wankers everywhere. Wank on!