Would that I a poem could write
about this life upon a bike
the vistas panoramic seen
a myriad adventure sweet and keen.
Over hill and over dale
it’s always fun it never fails.
Every day I ride for miles
it makes me laugh
it makes me smile.
O bicycle bicycle
friend of mine
on you this life is sweet
and fine.
You bring me joy
you bring me health
the most important
form of wealth.
I salute you as my friend
upon my love you can depend.
Your bits and bobs I will maintain
that we can always ride again.
Many treasures have I found
as I spin these wheels around.
Some come in the form of friend
some in youth relived again.
If you’re wise
then you like me
will climb
upon your bike and see
the many wonders to behold.
Be on your way
Be brave be bold.
Life is but a mystery.
On your bike
you’re fast you’re free.
As you ride you will see
just how good this world can be.
Seems to be a few gremlins in the formatting...
ReplyDeleteOh well. You get the picture.
Thats a great poem. So good I am not even going to inject sex into the conversation. Inject sex. heehee
ReplyDeleteI concur with McFly on this one. This was fun to read after my chilly and wet 65 mile ride today. Makes me feel lie the soreness in my legs is worth it.
ReplyDeleteMan we scaled back our 65 to a 35 due to a suffering lady friend in the gran fondo we did
ReplyDeleteToday. But we still finished first which was cool.
Thanks, guys. It's remarkably similar to the last poem I wrote, way back in grade school. I looked at it and thought, "Yep. That's why I am not a poet." :S But Seuss inspired me this week, and then all those comments on fatcyclist, and as I was hanging with the kids on Kits Beach yesterday, it just sort of babbled out of my pen.
ReplyDeleteNice rides, gentlemen!
Soreness in the legs is usually a good thing. Soreness in joints or the back? Not so good... Soreness from OWNING the podium!? Doesn't matter how much it hurts, that's the feeling of sweet success, baby, SWEET SUCCESS! Congratulations McFly!
We had a short window of time today so we did 60k, with another quick trip scheduled tomorrow, before gobble gobble day dinner. It's waaaaay more fun doing those big organised rides though, isn't it? Specially the bit about riding with other bikes instead of with cars, trucks and buses. And all the bananas and stuff. Oh, yeah, and WINNING!
Um... I am waaaay too juvenile to write that many words without injecting a little sexual reference in there...hence the bits and bobs bit... :)
I wonder where "blowjob" originated? It's obviously a sucking/licking operation. Suckjob sounds just as appealing if not moar. Let's start a movement. For instance, I got a very thorough suckjob late sunday night behind closed doors.
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