Sunday, 2 December 2012

Welcome to the fold, or how I stopped worrying and learned to love the collapsible bike.

C'mon.  Admit it. You love to hate the folding bike. The hate's out there, it's real.  Folders are vilified, you can feel it, it's tangible.  You can cut it like a knife.  I've read the vitriol unleashed on our favourite dork-mobiles when folding bikes are the topic of discussion, and I can't pretend it doesn't hurt just a little bit.

But baby, I've got a Strange Love...

And circus bear is the new black.

Everybody loves to hate a folder, but don't be obtuse.  Nerds are hot, too.

Hey baby, what's your sine?

It's waaaaaay beyond edgy.  It's angled.

Plus it glows in the dark.  How cool is that?

It's attractiveness hinges on its ability to fold, but how many people really make the connection?

  dorks r us anonymous

  make your connection
please, Captain, not in front of the Klingons


  1. Please.
    A video of you folding that.
    In nanoseconds.
    (Is the light sabre in the steerer tube?)

    1. Oh dear God THAT would be a fiasco. I'm inept at the best of time, never mind in front of a camera...

      But we were planning to film a Downtown to the North Shore commute, just to see how long it takes, and I'll have to fold it then, so stay tuned for a laugh...

  2. Sine -lol

    It is an attention getting shade of green.

    1. Just like me now as I contemplate all the peeps in the world riding their bikes in the warm sunshine...

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    1. That's my fav, too. The man likes the first one better cause he thinks I look like a superhero coming to the rescue of the beleagured folder.

      I think that one would be better with tin tits.

    2. ...i'm seeing those 'tinnies' (tin-tins ???) in the old betty page conical, pointed bra, style...maybe even the extreme 'madonna' version...

      ...superhero, ultra-vixen, the 'cuntess of bikes'...

      ...i don't wanna see the movie, girl...i wanna help write the script !!!...

    3. Pic 1: S.W.A.T. team fantasy

    4. Yep. Superboobs. Look out, it's Wonder Woman for the new millenium!

    5. ...boobs are nice but pussies are SO where it's at...

      ...i'm just sayin'...

  4. ...oh, great...the heads of three young cyclists who followed your link from bsnyc just exploded looking at those fotos...

    ...just sayin'...

    1. Always happy to do my bit to increase the amount of oxytocin floating around out there... ;)

  5. ...& by the way...if i was cycling country music star, i'd write an original song called 'the commuter' & it would go something like -
    ..." got to know when to hold 'em,
    know when to fold 'em,
    know when to walk away,
    know when to ride..."

    ...ya, that's what i'd do...

  6. I especially like the one where you are bent over. Your attractiveness is in your ability to fold. Plus I could wipe my junk off on your boots when I am done instead of running off with juice-a-flingin' all Ostrich style.

    1. Thank you. I am rather bendy...

      Beware the boots, though. I swear they're still alive sometimes. You'd want to be careful not to get bit.

    2. I will pet it first.....tame it....make it purr.....give it a lil kissie poo...

    3. I see you've had some experience with wild pussies. So on top of your natural ability in the graphic arts, you are also a lion tamer?

    4. I think it's spelled lyin' tamer. The female lioness is the alpha female of any pride. They HAVE to be strong but still, late at night they need that physical touch that all pussies crave. I have neither chair nor whip. But what I do have is an unquenchable thirst for sweet vajayjay nectar and the soft touch to make it percolate.

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