Your Lengthy Guide to Riding Seven Inches

I've never been one to shy away from attention seeking behaviour.  Can you tell? 

I am living proof that while you're only young once, you can remain immature indefinitely.

Never mind. It's another gorgeous day in Vancouver. 

It`s time to Pontificate,

 to babble on 

as I do.

As always, there's a degree of tunnel vision here on spoke'n'scene

at least when it comes to bikes, and sex, 

health, and happiness.

Let's talk about sex, baby.

And what DO you know?  

Drs Oz and Roisin claim that "Exercise stimulates the production of make-you-happy brain chemicals and increases your feelings of arousal.  That's right.  Couples who exercise together regularly report better and more frequent sex." You might  have read something else along those lines right here just last week...

Did I tell you, or did I tell you?

It gets better. Your new, healthy sex life means you will live longer. A man who has an orgasm a day lives about four years longer than your average man, who does it only once every four days, and yes, two orgasms a day gives you eight extra years, which in turn allows you 5,696 more orgasms.  Who knows?  Maybe you'll live forever if you just keep at it, and even if you don't, could there BE a better way to go? 

                                                 Hey! This means Cipo will be the next Methuselah!

                                                                   from cycling weekly:

"Who says too much of a good thing is bad for you?" Asks Dr Rob Hicks.

It's a no-brainer, anyway, that sex is good for you.  

How else could I have figured it out?? 

Everyone knows stress kills, so it doesn't take much to figure out that happiness heals, does it?  Laughing for one minute is equivalent to rowing for ten minutes.... laughter has all sorts of health benefits, but again, it isn't exactly rocket science, is it?  

Happiness Heals.

And in my books, happiness is heels.

I have a Fix Fix Fixation

on killer stilettos and cool bikes. A podiatrist might take exception, but honestly.
 Physician Heel thyself!

It's not a heavy cross to bear, this love of all things long and lovely, but it's mine and I own it.

It goes to show you don't have to be wealthy to be well heeled.

Last week I wondered, pondered and even meditated upon the question of whether or not it's possible to ride in seven inch heels. (That's an inch and a half longer than your average man's penis, you know!  Today I am here to happily report that not only is it possible, it's a whole lot easier to ride in them than walk!

You see?  It's that easy.
Aaaaaaand, after watching me ride, the man said he would like to screw...

...some SPD cleats onto the bottom of my boots.

Blessed be!
:)